return my video game
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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