She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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