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I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane

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(203): View more from Connecticut

glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.

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(514): View more from Quebec

i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them

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the remaining ten - you weren't in

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(615): View more from Tennessee

i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket

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(954): View more from Florida

Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?

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(714): View more from California

Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.

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(817): View more from Texas

I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.

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(801): View more from Utah

I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up

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