South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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