i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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