I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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