normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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