when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Randomize
