so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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