? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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