Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
