How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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