I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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