Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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