She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
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Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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