My Higher Power is John Stamos
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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