My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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