I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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