oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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