I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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