I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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