when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
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TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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