If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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