I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
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Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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