Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
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just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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