in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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