Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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