it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
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What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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