Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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