What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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