Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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