hotel room ftw
You just made me feel so damn special
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
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there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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