I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
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Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
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so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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