i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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