hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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