Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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