dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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