I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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