we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
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I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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