making cat noises will not fix the situation.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
