so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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