he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
this is an emotional support booty call
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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