I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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