Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Someone shattered a urinal.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
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Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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