is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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