How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize