fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
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judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
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His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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