Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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