put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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