I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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