I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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