I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
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Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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