guys are only as good as the porn they watch
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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