By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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