turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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